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"Wrestling Legends! The Greatest WWE Intercontinental Champion of all time! The Honky Tonk Man, Special Guest WWE Hall of Fames Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, also known as the Legendary Tag Team "Rhythm & Blues" reunite for a once in lifetime tour on the "Shake, Rattle and Roll" Tour. Get up close and personal with this one of a kind fun and comical tell all of secrets the wrestlers and WWE do not want you to know. You will be taken behind the curtain for a look into the secret world of the WWE, along with hilarious road stories from two icons of the squared circle! A must see for any true wrestling fan!"

ALSO Special guest San Antonio's own TV & Movie Star Jonathan Joss. He is the voice of John Redcorn on Fox's hit animation series King of the Hill, plus can be seen on NBC's Parks and Recreation, The Movie Magnificent Seven and more!

For the VIP Ticket, the ticket purchaser will recieve:

1. Early entrance for preferred seating

2. Private Meet and Greet with HTM and Special Guest Greg The Hammer Valentine

3. Signed Autographed Picture

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Ready to go from zero to funny? Full Throttle Comedy is a pedal to the medal ride of laughs coming to your town! Originally a staple of the Hollywood comedy scene, Full Throttle Comedy now tours 26 major cities across the nation and has become one of the highest reviewed stand up showcases in the country, reaching audiences from San Francisco to Miami. Each show features the premiere comedic talent from America's Got Talent, Showtime, Comedy Central and more. Featuring national touring headliner Mike Quu (MTV and Spike TV). See why Full Throttle Comedy has sold out over 300 shows since it's creation in 2009.

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Janet Williams aka "The Tennessee Tramp" is a loveably bawdy character that has become a favorite at clubs across the country. She's middle age, trailer trash, truck drivin', oversexed, potty mouthed, unsophisticated, southern sass! If profanity and crass sexual descriptions are offensive to you, stay as far away from this show as humanly possible. If not, get your damn tickets & get your funky butt to this show!

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Andy Gross is one of the hottest stand up comic, magician and ventriloquist working today as evidenced by his sold out shows and devoted following! His videos have over 100 million views and counting on the internet! He performs over 150 shows a year at comedy clubs, Las Vegas, cruise ships, fortune 500 corporate events, colleges and performing arts theaters everywhere. He is considered one of the best by his peers in the entertainment industry and he will leave you spellbound. You may recognize him from his numerous TV appearances, including most recently The Ellen show and an NBC television special featuring his talents.

Andy is multi-talented entertainer that currently combines stand up comedy, magic and ventriloquism successfully together making him one of the most sought after corporate entertainers in the world. Audiences are absolutely unanimous in their praise of this amazing performer. His ad-libs during his stand-up are compared frequently to Don Rickles and Robin Williams. His voice throwing is amazing to hear and only a few people in the world can throw their voice, it is must hear to believe!

Andy Gross live on stage at Harrah’s

His achievements go beyond entertainment because by the age of 15 Andy Gross became the youngest professional racquetball player in the history of the sport, when racquetball was at its peak in popularity. He won more professional tournaments in Southern California than any player in the history of the sport. Together with his brother David, who was also a pro, have won over 60 first place doubles tournaments. He remained on the pro tour until he retired at age 26 to devote full time to entertainment

South Texas Showcase

Featuring top comics from across Texas!!

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"Gabriel Rutledge is a quick thinking, fast talking, hard working bad ass." - Louisville Weekly

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Barry Laminack has been writing and performing stand up comedy for 4+ years, but he’s been making people laugh his entire life (except Mrs. Sinky in the 3rd grade, she was not a fan). So in 2013 he decided to pursue his dream and get on stage. His rise from beginner to professional happened at lightning speed, and he was working as a paid comedian within a year of his first time on stage.

Described as “OK” by his wife, Barry has proven to be much more than that to crowds. His insatiable need to make people laugh shines through every time he steps on stage. Audiences respond with enthusiasm to his fun and hilarious perspective on marriage, pop culture and life in general. His easygoing nature and professionalism off stage make him a favorite of headliners and bookers alike.

Barry also builds his growing fan base on the radio and is quickly becoming a force in the sports talk radio market in Houston.

Winner of ESPN Radio’s “Rock the Mic” in 2013, Barry parlayed that into a full time sports talk radio job with ESPN radio in Houston

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After his standout performance at Just for Laughs, Vlad entered into a put pilot development deal to co-write, and star in a pilot based off of his comedy for NBC with Bill Lawrence and WB supervising. Vlad co-wrote the script with UNDATEABLE writer, Adam Styzikiel and recently shot the pilot directed by Phill Lewis. Vlad was the only one of his New Faces class to be chosen to perform as part of the CW Gala hosted by Howie Mandel. Vlad was named one of the Top 10 Comics to Watch by Variety and was honored at Just for Laughs. In 2017 Vlad made his late-night standup debut on Jimmy Kimmel Live! He has recently been seen on Brooklyn 99, Marvel’s Runaways, HBO’s Entre Nos , and NBC’s Superstore

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Featuring some of the top Latino Comics in South Texas, join us for a night of laughs they can't build a wall around!

Sommore reigns as the undisputed “Queen of Comedy.” This trendsetting, highly-acclaimed veteran entertainer is widely considered one of America’s top comedic female entertainers. With a winning combination of class and sass, Sommore offers audiences a hilarious, yet piercing look at today’s issues from a woman’s perspective. She is frank and fearless in her routines, tackling topics that range from the mundane to the controversial with wit, intelligence and style. Praised by critics, respected by her peers, and adored by a diverse fan base, she performs her stand-up act to sold-out audiences across the country, and she is among the top-grossing stand-up comediennes in the United States and abroad. Oprah Winfrey proclaimed her “a force to be reckoned with in the new millennium.”

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It's not just a dose of jokes.

It's Martin and Lewis, with a little dash of Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr. mixed in.

Spencer James blends both music and dance into his stand-up for a show that's both anti "jobs" and yet pro "fat kids."

Mixing in an a capella voice with a sharp tongue, Spencer has entertained audiences all over the country, from fishermen in Dutch Harbor, AK, made famous by the hit TV show Deadliest Catch, to our troops in Hawaii while laying on the sand for the very first episode of Lost.

While being sensitive to a lady's needs, he also somehow winds up saying the most insensitive thing at the worst possible moment. His reasoning for this?

Who knows, guess you'll find out at the show.

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Langston Kerman currently stars in the FX pilot, SINGULARITY, produced by Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg.

He recently recurred as ‘Jared’ on the HBO series INSECURE from Issa Rae and Larry Wilmore.

He has been featured on Comedy Central’s THE NIGHTLY SHOW WITH LARRY WILMORE and ADAM DEVINE’S HOUSE PARTY.

Previously, Langston was part of Chris Rock’s writing staff for the Oscars. He also recently wrote for Comedy Central’s PROBLEMATIC WITH MOSHE KASHER.

In 2015, Langston was honored as a ‘New Face’ at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, and, more recently, he performed at the RIOT LA Comedy Festival on the comics to watch lineup and as a co-headliner at the New York Comedy Festival.

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The Concord, North Carolina native has been known for his quick wit and Southern charm since he was a kid but a knack for great storytelling and misdirection sets him apart. Famous for his wildly successful, hilarious commentary videos on pop culture that have been reposted by stars like Joe Rogan and Shaq, Ryan now adds another title to his resume – National touring comedian.

In 2017 The Funnier In Person Tour featured sold out shows nationwide and rave reviews from fans and club owners alike. The year culminated with Ryan’s television standup comedy debut in December on HBO’s All Def Comedy.

2018 features a full touring schedule but of course he continues to make the hugely popular viral videos that continue to get millions of views. With over 1.5 million fans online, nearly half a billion video views and over 262 million minutes of his content watched on Facebook alone his fanbase is sure to continue to grow. If you don’t know who Ryan Davis is by now it’s not hard to find him.

*******SPECIAL EVENT!!! NO COUPONS, VOUCHERS, REFUNDS OF TRANSFERS ON TICKETS!!! PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK ALL DATES AND TIMES BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER. NO CHANGES CAN BE MADE ONCE AN ORDER HAS BEEN PROCESSED!!! 18 AND UP*******

***Tickets will be available for pick-up at the Box Office prior to the event. TICKET PURCHASER MUST HAVE ID to pick up tickets at the box office.

All tickets to are NON - REFUNDABLE

**Will call tickets must be picked up by the card holder ONLY. Alternate names for will call will not be allowed.**

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Join two of the most popular stars of “General Hospital” for a fun filled afternoon. Steve Burton and Bradford Anderson play the roles of Jason Morgan and Spinelli on ABC’s soap opera, “General Hospital.”

They are also in the midst of a comedy tour and are entertaining and meeting fans around the country. Join them for a 90 minute show full of music, comedy and questions and answers followed by a limited VIP photo meet and greet.

Bring your own camera, no autographs

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A former drug addict, Pentecostal Christian and U.S. Army infantryman (not in that order), Raul Sanchez was the winner of the 2012 Funniest In South Texas competition and the winner of the 2013 Funniest Comic In Texas competition. His style of comedy can best be described as Post-Ignorant or “The thinking man’s ignorance.” Raul shocks audiences all over with his great handle on the English language despite his appearance. His love of the simplest form of comedy and his audible contempt for the human race, including his own existence, are sure to leave audiences laughing in confusion.

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A veteran of the comedy circuit and in demand for cruise ship line appearances, comedy clubs and corporate events, Darrell Joyce's cutting edge style is guaranteed to leave audience's doubled over with laughter.

And now, Darrell's new books, MisInformation: The Female Perpetuated Myths About Men, Volumes 1 and 2 are guaranteed to do the same for readers.

The book dispels the myths women perpetuate about men. Nothing is sacred either as Darrell examines every side of the subject, from deadbeat dads to – well, you'll just have to read the book to find out!

The goal is clear: To show once and for all that there are indeed many good men out there, and that they're not all married, gay or living with their mothers.

Says Darrell, "I don't hate women, only what some women today have become."

This is a book for men, but women would foolish not to read it.

In reading MisInformation: The Female Perpetuated Myths About Men, Volumes 1 and 2, women will learn that there are a bunch of great guys out there if they just stop believing everything other women say. They will laugh out loud in private at Darrell's hilarious yet poignant observations, grouse about the book's outrageous truths to their friends, and hold out silent hope that indeed, there are some great guys still to be found, somewhere, out there.

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John has worked steadily at comedy clubs, corporate events, and musical arenas. He has made national television appearances on MTV, Showtime, and Night Watch with Charlie Rose. He has been the opening act for Kathleen Madigan, Michael Bolton, The Monkeys, Ronnie Cole, Jerry Seinfeld, and Helen Reddy.

John's confident demeanor and honest approach to life is refreshingly original. John dares to talk boldly about real issues. Whether he is speaking about children or relationships, his comedy comes from the heart. Although his material may push some limits, it is never derogatory to any race, sex or creed.

In addition to his stand up career John specializes in motivational speaking and couples counseling. During these engagements John leaves out some of the humor and injects this with feelings. This gives audiences a new perspective and a change in attitudes. He helps people see the meaning behind the message. So whether it's a specialized group or a night at the comedy club, this Ragin' Cajun is as swet as a honey glazed ham and as hot as a Tabasco chili pepper.

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Jared Freid is a NYC based comedian. He has been featured on Tru TV’s “NFL Full Contact,” MTV’s “Failosophy,” and more recently on AXS TV’s “Gotham Comedy Live.” He is also a writer for TotalFratMove, BroBible, and HeTexted. Each week you can find a new original column on TotalFratMove.com and his dating advice column on PostGradProblems.com. In addition to writing he is also the host of the JTrain Podcast and the creator of the “Frat Dude Goes To” series where he travels the country interviewing “Bros” at wild events like the Carolina Cup and the AVN Awards. Follow him on twitter @JTrain56 for all of his weekly content.

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Jordan Rock is known for his work on Human Unipede , Love and Take the 10.

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Mike Cannon is a New York City based comedian and a delightful human being. He thinks being a good human being is more important, but for the purposes of this advertisement will keep his thoughts focused to comedy. Mike was a finalist in the 2016 (and 2014) New York Comedy Festival’s “NY’s Funniest” contest and made his stand up television debut in March 2017 on AXS Gotham Comedy Live. He has recently appeared as a regular guest on Fox’s Red Eye, as a panelist on Comedy Central’s The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, TruTV’s Top Funniest, MTV’s Failosophy, MTV’s Money From Strangers, MSG’s The Bracket and has been a contributing writer/performer for MTV2’s Guy Code. He currently is a regular guest on several Sirius/XM Radio shows including Opie Radio, The Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show, Bennington, The Compound Media Network, tons of popular podcasts as well as hosting two of his own – Mike and Tim Visit Earth and Irish Goodbye Podcast. Previously Mike hosted a popular weekly web-series called “The Weed News with Mike Cannon” and his conspiracy theory podcast “Deep Inside the Rabbit Hole.” He was also a co-host of Cosmopolitan Magazine’s web-series Sexy vs Skanky and a featured performer on VH1’s “Why Am I Still Single?” Mike regularly tours the country, but when he is home in New York City he plays all the major clubs and is always working on his act. It makes no difference to him whether he’s performing in a bar, an elevator (done that twice), trying jokes out on his friends, or bothering strangers on the subway for loose change or a sandwich. Comedy is his life, and he is dedicated to making the majority of you laugh and the rest of you confused, yet oddly satiated. He also isn’t sure if he used the word satiated correctly.

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Michael is a South Texas native that started comedy so that his wife and cats could get a break from him. Since he's Hispanic and can't speak Spanish or whistle, he instead talks about the joys of interracial marriage and Spider-Man. He regularly performs at clubs and showcases across Texas and is an organizer of the Nerdcore Comedy Show, which showcases stand up at media conventions and private events across the country. You can see what he's up to at MikeVSuarez.com

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Jerry Rocha is one of the most brutally honest comedians in the industry today. His tell-it-like-it-is, no holds barred comedy grabs the attention of anyone who hears him. This Dallas,Texas native has been paying his dues from his teenage years and has performed all over the country. With his ability to find humor in every subject, everyone, and himself, Jerry Rocha proves that he is truly one of the funniest comics out there.Jerry has spread his roots to the entertainment hotspot that is Los Angeles where he calls the Comedy and Magic Club and the Hollywood Improv his new homes. He was a semi-finalist on the seventh season of NBC’s “Last Comic Standing,” appeared in NUVO’s “Stand Up and Deliver,” was featured on SiTV, and killed at the Latino Laugh Festival. He has released a hot top-selling comedy album on iTunes called “Take That, Real Dad,” and even has his own half-hour documentary that appeared on the Travel Channel. Most recently, Jerry was approached by the comedy titan Gabriel Iglesias to appear on the third season of his “Stand Up Revolution” TV show. He later helped Jerry produce his first soon to be released hour-long stand up special.