Matt Holt is the youngest of eight kids. No, his family is not
Catholic. They do drink, swear and gamble…they just don't believe in
repenting for it! The story of his life begins with the good fortune of
being raised by humorous parents and being surrounded with a wonderful
cast of misfits, felons and fugitives who just happen to be related to
him. Who could ask for more? The next chapter of Matt's life sees him
working for a major telecommunications company. He survived fifteen
years in Corporate America before throwing his hands up to surrender.
people are bad with remembering people’s names or with fractions, Matt
is bad with marriages and relationships. At a young age, in need of
various small appliances and an assortment of picture frames, Matt
entered into the blissful institution of marriage.
lasted for a few months, the marriage lasted nine years.vIt ended with
the division of everything he owned and the addition of a beautiful
daughter. Since the first marriage went so well, Matt figured; “Why not
give it another shot?”. STRIKE TWO! This time around, the marriage train
lasted 5 years before it pulled into the station. Now, with what would
appear to be one quarter of the possessions he once owned, Matt embarks
on the next step in his quest for relationship happiness.
scars, shadows and memories of his past have not been forgotten. It is
from this grounded but chaotic life history that Matt has developed and
honed his comedic sensibility. He bases his humor on these experiences
and never misses an opportunity to laugh at himself and the world around
him. Audiences appreciate Matt's quick, razor-sharp wit and his relaxed